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The Curse

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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.

 

The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."

 

The old man says without hesitation -

"I now pronounce you man and wife."

" My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference!" - Harry Truman, 33rd US President

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LoL LoL Allan.

Andy :D:D:D:D:D

"La conclusión es que los insultos sólo perjudican cuando vienen de alguien que respeto". e5006689.gif

“Vescere bracis meis”

 

 

 

 

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