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The Choir (a groaner)

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It was visitors' day at the lunatic asylum. All the inmates were standing in the courtyard singing "Ava Maria". And singing it so beautifully. Oddly, each of them was holding a red apple in one hand, and tapping it rhythmically with a pencil.

 

A visitor listened in wonderment to the performance and then approached the leader of the choir.

 

"I am a retired choir director," he said. "That is one of the best choirs I have ever heard in my entire life!"

 

"Yes, I'm very proud of them," said the conductor.

 

"You should take them on tour," said the visitor. "By the way, what are they called?"

 

"Surely that's obvious," replied the conductor.

 

"They are the "The Moron Tapanapple Choir."

" My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference!" - Harry Truman, 33rd US President

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