Close call.

[spangles]

A blonde goes into a worldwide message centre to send a message to her mother in Poland. When the man tells her it will cost £300.00 she exclaims, "i dont have any money. I`ll do anything to get a message to my mother!"

To that the man ask`s,"Anything?"

 

And the blonde say`s "Yes anything!"

 

With that the man says,"Follow me."

 

He walks in to the next room and tells her,"Come in and close the door."

 

She does this and then he say`s, "Get on your knees."

 

She does. He then says,"Take down my zipper."

 

She does. Then he say`s,"go ahead, take it out."

 

With that she takes it out and holds it with both hands.And then the man say`s somewhat impatiently, "Well, go ahead!"

 

She then brings her head closer to it, and while holding it very close to her lips, she says,"Hello, mum?"

[Dave Hill]

She obviously thought it was a Dictaphone...

[Dan]

Dave Hill:

She obviously thought it was a Dictaphone...

Thats terrible!!

Dan