Alternative to word association

[Guest sslatter]

..and as he squinted and peered through the mist, something incredible happened:

 

..he had a vision..

 

It was instant..a paroxysm of primal energy throbbed in his veins as their tongues met in an orgy of vipers..their bodies writhed together in a threshing of quasi-primeval lusting, as they made their way upstairs

 

"Shall we go and lie down?" said Kylie, giving him a lecherous wink..

 

"Oh..well.. alright then.." he replied tremulously..

 

..and then he heard a voice, a voice that spread terror throughout his whole being..

 

..it said:

[Cranfield]

My name is Peter Waller

[rob.i]

have you seen a pike fishing guide around here i could do with a few pointers ,just then as if by magic up out of the mist popped

[Alan Taylor]

Norrie, I saw one on ebay but don't

[Cranfield]

A chap from Holland , speaking "in tongues"

[rob.i]

or some other foreign language.

[Guest sslatter]

..and then the UFO reappeared, spooking all the fish, as Mr. Sulu got his co-ordinates mixed up again, and..

[rob.i]

spock wasnt much help as he was thinking of writing a book on how to bring children up,jim was up to his armpits in nurse chappel, scotty had forgotten how long he had told jim it would take to fix the anti matter drive no wonder sulu got confused ,anyway

[Cranfield]

while all this was going on, the tide started to turn..

[rob.i]

someone had let that madman Canute out for the weekend and he was practicing his telekinesis again much to the annoyance of the local