Kids say the funniest things...

[Roy M]

Reading about Eltons good news I got to thinking about when my two daughters were little and a thought comes to mind...

What's the funniest/most absurd thing your kids have ever said? I'll kick this one off with a short tale about my elder daughter, Charlotte:

 

Charley was about 3-4 and just about toilet trained. Whilst visiting my mum she asked if she could use the toilet, so off she toddled and about 4 minutes later emerges from the toilet saying "Grandma, you've got really pretty toilet paper, it's got roses on it, but don't worry, I used the other side...." Priceless!

 

Any good kiddie stories with which to scare/encourage our friend Elton?

 

Roy

[chesters1]

i have posted this before but will again as its my favourite

we were sitting on a bus (the two of us and 3 kids) at the bus station ,all was quiet when 2 seiks got on board .

our youngest said (in her best load voice as they do) "look mummy 2 genies are getting on our bus"

the whole bus erupted (includind the "genies") and were still laughing when we got off a couple of miles later.

i blame disney

[Dan]

Chesters story reminds me of my wedding,Our local vicar fell ill some time before the ceremony, but fortunately the Bishop of Bath and Wells retired into the village and took over most of his duties.

So there he is in his full regalia and mitre (hat)all sparkling and embroidered with gold walking down the aisle when my wifes godson chirps up in a load voice so the whole church could hear, "look Mummy its the Queen!", Jane and I never regained our composure for the rest of the service, we kept looking at each other and giggling!

dan

[chesters1]

"look Mummy its the Queen!"

probably dead right anyway

was it the baby eating bishop of bath and wells of black adder fame

 

[ 20. October 2002, 04:28 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]

[Excalibur]

In my case it's not the kids! If any of you have heard of " The Hasholme Log Boat" , well we found it initially. It is in the transport museum at Kingston Upon Hull. Two Stories about this:

 

1: My daughter's school went to visit this museum. When the guide asked " does anyone know anything about this boat?" Kirsty answered " Yes. My Dad found it! " After this it was referred to as " Kirsty's Dad's Boat! "

 

2:The offspring and I went to view this find, when they were young, and a video was playing, showing that the land where it had been found had been returned to Agriculture, showing a nice shiny Massey Ferguson drilling corn. Cue me saying in stentorian tones " Look kid's, that's me, look, look!" Two children sitting there, saying " We don't know who he is, but he's definitely not with us !"

[Dan]

chesters1:

"look Mummy its the Queen!"

probably dead right anyway

was it the baby eating bishop of bath and wells of black adder fame

Yep that was him! eventually caught in the act with Lord Percy and captured on canvas,

 

Dan