Dubya joke.

[Poolboy]

President Bush is visiting a primary school and he visits one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks George W if he would like to lead the

discussion on the word "tragedy".

So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy".

 

One little boy stands up and offers: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and

knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy." "No," says the Great George W," that would be an accident. A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus

carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not," explains the exalted leader. "That's

what we would call a great loss."

 

The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. Bush searches the

room.

"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says:

"If a jet carrying George W Bush and his entourage were struck by a missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy." "Fantastic!"

exclaims Bush, "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?" "Well," says the boy, "because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident either. "

[Apache]

LOL!

[Alan Taylor]

Poolboy:

Lol/lots of lols heard it before but it still creases me up

 

 

Alan(No accident)(nl)