Message for Swampy /Yoxer

[catchaplenty]

could you let us mere mortals know what to do about NHS, Iraq, railways, global warming, English cricket, education, taxes, taxis, drug abuse, child abuse, sex abuse, cormorants, and most importantly how did we lose to those horrible scousers on Sunday.

Ta in advance Dave

[yoxer]

Sorry mate I'm off to watch " A place in the Sun "

ta ta , but I'll have a think aboot it later on like .

[yoxer]

By that Amanda Lamb has been eatin a few pies aint she ?

 

1) nhs. divint get sick . Besides you shud reely be in Bupa , the nhs is for peasents but daint worry I was once poor like you .

2) Iraq. let the Iraq's decide.

3) railways. gud grief you must be poor

4)global warming . best news for ages , its gud , tie a knotted hanky ower ya heed if you must.

5)English Cricket. stop gigglin an find a snooker hall

6)Education. concentrate on maths or you'll niver be able to fill in ya bettin slips properly

7)Taxes. :confused: Vote Blair oot if his mates dont chuck him oot in the next couple of weeks

8)Drug Abuse . Divint worry , wor imigration policies are allowin more n more yardies in every day . The price will soon fall and there'll be enuf for ivery one .

9)Child Abuse n Sex Abuse. Give them a jar of worms highly recommended and they can use them for fishin afterwards

10) Cormorants. any bird thats a shag is OK by me

11) Eh ?

[catchaplenty]

nice one swampy, some good answers there but poor people on the railways? you've not been on the trains lately.

Your not so bad when your serious

Dave

[chesters1]

railways were always bad ,i worked in ec4 for ten months and never got a seat once and that was in the 60`s , all i can remember was the dugga dugga sound as we sat idle in clapham junction waiting as the time ticked away for the train to move , the new incentive of taking away trains to make the few remaining run on time is a great idea so long as you make platforms 1/2 a mile long to fit in more carriages, a similar incentive was used in 1969 by beeching but on a larger scale