What Are You Reading?

[Alan Stubbs]

This is my 'adoring public' then is it, Al?

 

I may don my cape and fedora, snatch up my silver-topped cane and flounce like a proper riter-bloke!

 

 

Like Somerset Maugham or Tom Woolfe?

[Wordbender]

Like Somerset Maugham or Tom Woolfe?

 

With a bit of Quentin Crisp on the side, Luvvy!

[Alan Stubbs]

With a bit of Quentin Crisp on the side, Luvvy!

 

 

I suppose he just used a little more refined camo paint

[Wordbender]

I suppose he just used a little more refined camo paint

 

Yes, he was a Realtease.

[Alan Stubbs]

Yes, he was a Realtease.

 

Too funny!

 

 

I once saw Quentin Crisp walking (well, mincing) down Kings Road, my mate said 'F*ck me! He's more camp than Butlins!'

[Wordbender]

Too funny!

I once saw Quentin Crisp walking (well, mincing) down Kings Road, my mate said 'F*ck me! He's more camp than Butlins!'

 

 

He was once described as 'one of the stately homo's of England'.

 

Erm...that was Quentin, not your mate.

[Alan Stubbs]

He was once described as 'one of the stately homo's of England'.

 

Erm...that was Quentin, not your mate.

 

 

When he went to live in New York, I was surprised he settled in Greenwich Village rather than Queens.

[Wordbender]

He was a very clever man, yer Crisp. He was once asked to define the word 'charisma'. He thought for a second or two then replied, 'I think it's the ability to influence without the need for logic.'

 

I shall shortly be trying this very thing on the carp in my syndicate lake. With my luck, I'll turn out not to anything like Quentin Crisp.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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