If women were football teams............

[jedibond]

Fulham - Charlotte Church: Proof that money can't buy you class. But could look more attractive if the Welsh bloke was given the elbow.

 

Birmingham - Pamela Anderson: Used to look good in the cups but now a declining force. Plus millions of people watched them get a good seeing to.

 

Wigan - Davina McCall: Poor attendance's confirm they've been promoted above their ability.

 

Portsmouth - Girls Aloud: Only one real class act among the hastily assembled line-up. You shouldn't like them but admit it, you've sneaked the occasional admiring glance.

 

Sunderland - Kerry Katona: Once the people's favourite but now an embarrassment. Fun while it lasted - now disappear from where you came, please.

 

Spurs - Keira Knightley: Undeniably easy on the eye with an attractive English spine. And proof that two little ones up front needn't be a drawback.

 

Everton - Dannii Minogue: The poor relation to the more glamorous sibling. Can anyone remember when it was they were supposed to be any good?

 

Arsenal - Jordan: Were more likeable when they weren't packed out with expensive foreign implants.

 

Newcastle - Jodie Marsh: Impressive front two but embarrassing at the back. Had surgery but need a lot more work to compete at a higher level.

 

Aston Villa - Dido: Bland, boring and still trading off the one big hit they had years ago.

 

Liverpool - Sophie Ellis-Bextor: Individually all the components look great but stick them together and it just doesn't work.

 

Chelsea - Rachel Stevens: You'd rather just watch them than listen to all that painful whining.

 

West Ham - Vicky Pollard: Nothing more needs saying as a teams fans speak for themselves - Chav's in Chav's clothing

 

Bolton - Clare Balding: You wouldn't. Not even if they were the last team on earth.

 

Edited April 6, 2006 by jedibond

[merlino bill]

OI OI

verry good but can't agree with newcastle united or my beloved aston villa

[A Worm OOE]

I think you have Arsenal and Spurs the wrong way around. Arsenal are the stylish attractive (if lightweight) A list celebrity. Spurs are the ones that think they are special but have little talent, are not as important as they think they are and are definately B list.

[Norfolkdan]

I think you have Arsenal and Spurs the wrong way around. Arsenal are the stylish attractive (if lightweight) A list celebrity. Spurs are the ones that think they are special but have little talent, are not as important as they think they are and are definately B list.

There's no way Arsenal have an English spine to their team.

[jedibond]

I think you have Arsenal and Spurs the wrong way around. Arsenal are the stylish attractive (if lightweight) A list celebrity. Spurs are the ones that think they are special but have little talent, are not as important as they think they are and are definately B list.

 

Being a Spurs fan myself I have to disagree with you ! And where exactly is Arsenal's English spine ??????

 

 

 

Oops, sorry Dan, didn't see that you'd already picked that one up ! Doh !

[A Worm OOE]

I see you Spurs guys dont disagree with the main thrust of my argument.

[Peter M]

I can't agree with west ham being vicky pollard more like chantelle (paris travelodge from clelebrity big brother) Looks ok but lacks some class. (by the way up the hammers)