Stupid Question...

[kayakkarma]

I always go before I get up in the morning, come fishing day, easy eh!

by eck , I bet that winds up the Mrs

Thats one way of gettin the missus interested in drysuits!

[Starvinmarvin]

that's what I do but I bring the organ to the bottle rather than bottle to organ

 

 

Want to watch out for Mullet, heard they're partial to winkles

[codshead]

Thats one way of gettin the missus interested in drysuits!

 

Good idea that , I've worn out the gimp suit

[YakDiver]

http://www.divingniknaks.com/proddetail.php?prod=35.100.000

[Martin Hurst]

no chance!!

[YakDiver]

no chance!!

well then it's a toss up between a large capacity bladder and hanging on in desperation or a nappy !!!

[GB]

Nothing wrong with having a pit stop, sort the gear relieve the bladder and release any unwanted accumilations of gas.

[izzetafox]

I always had a problem with my one piece suit coarse fishing.

I would be standing up in the river stick float fishing all day letting the flatulence flow without a care in the world....then cam the time to sit down!!!

OH MY GOD!!!!! All that air gushing up through the neck opening, I don't know how I lived through some days, sure makes you think about what the missus has to put up with when the quilt get wafted.

 

I suppose it is even worse with latex/neoprene seals retaining the toxins even more efficiently.

 

Shoult dry suits carry a health warning?????

[Mark Crame]

My brother bought a motorbike this summer. Full leathers on, he goes to visit a mate. On the way he decided to let out a pretty good fart. This would have been fine, but it seemed to 'stick' in position and my brother rode the next 30 miles or so with what he thought was not actually a fart but it's more solid cousin.....making excuses on arrival that he desperately need to go to the loo he unzipped and was unable to find the expected passenger. Relieved, he relieved himself instead.

 

never needed to go while on the yak myself, but I'd paddle ashore if on a river or lake or turn and **** away from the wind if at sea. Very important that, turn away from the wind...I'd come ashore to do anything more heavy.

[izzetafox]

There is of course the unspeakable event that can happen when wearing a hooded suit.

It is rumoured that someone went to relieve themselve behind the hedge whilst fishing. H duly dropped the one piece hooded suit and squatted. Having completed the job and cleaned up using fistfulls of grass carefully avoiding the nettles and thistles ( ouch!!) he pulled the suit back up.

It was not until it started to rain some time later that he went to pull the hood up!!! It appears that the deposit had not hit the ground but nestled nicely in the hood and was now pressed nicely against the back of his head!!!

 

Urban myth? Or did it really happen? Who knows but there is a moral there for hood wearers !!!