Sportsman's Double

[*Ant*]

I pulled an older woman at a club last night.

 

She was all right for 57. We drank a bit, had a bit of a snog and she asked if I'd ever had the Sportsman's Double: a mother and daughter threesome?

 

I said: "No I haven't as it happens..."

 

So we drank a bit more and then she says to me that "tonight was my lucky night then".

 

I finished my drink quickly and went back to her house.......she put the hall light on and shouted upstairs...

 

 

 

 

 

"Mum!....you awake ?.

[n4lly]

So how did it go ?

[five bellies]

[Clifftop]

I pulled an older woman at a club last night.

 

She was all right for 57. We drank a bit, had a bit of a snog and she asked if I'd ever had the Sportsman's Double: a mother and daughter threesome?

 

I said: "No I haven't as it happens..."

 

So we drank a bit more and then she says to me that "tonight was my lucky night then".

 

I finished my drink quickly and went back to her house.......she put the hall light on and shouted upstairs...

"Mum!....you awake ?.