little onions

Ooooooooooo

magnificent munchable manhood. :cool:

Long haired, female and not ready for another 7 weeks is the best I can do, sorry mate.

Reminds me of an old joke about a couple enjoying a little celebration of the flesh on a moonlit sandy beach. The young lady asked the young gentleman if he would be kind enough get his b***s in. He was overcome with concern and apologised for 'not being big enough' She assured him that he was adequate in size but was fed up with having sand flicked up her a**e!

Might as well be sociabubble while the griskin's marinating. Mr. Onions has been roped in to move some furniture for No. 1 daughter and is probably enjoying liquid remuneration......whaddya think pork in cider tastes like without the cider???????

Okey doke! Will ask at school tomorrow and get more info, I know they're all long-haired.

Friend at my daughter's school has 3-day old kittens - she'll be looking for homes in about 8 weeks. Bristol area.

Tooth-hurty velly good time to go to dentist!

We live in hope, Nursejudy!!!

I heard that one as 'promise to pay her tomorrow.'

I'd like to replace the caption....... Hairy......and thick.

It's actually a linguistic problem. The word Menopause has evolved from the phrase, 'MEN, OHHHHHH.....PAUSE,' A bit like the evolution of the word hormones, which, in its original form was two words uttered by a brothel's satisfied customer.

No offence, but I suspect he may be Team Leader for the other side!!!

Our thoughts and prayers are with you both. Will call you this weekend. Love, Mick, Teriska and family. xxx

The first flush of romance?

"All that meat and big ripe tomatoes?"

Does this mean you're feeling well enough to go fishing again, Alan? I do hope so. x

Lead Into Sexy Plot PLAY

Could you ask your mum how long red wine is supposed to 'breathe' for? I'm ashamed to admit how little I know about wine apart from my home made stuff and that climbs out of the bottles by itself.

Think I'll put on my son's boxing gloves as a preventative measure against typing something I may regret!

Will of course open a nice bottle of red for when he gets home at about eight. He was up at four this morning so will need to relax before he tells me about the one(s) that got away. Pause for top up!

Mr. Onions is on his way back from a boat trip out of Paignton - there was only one available space so I let him take it....must be love! I'm awaitimg his return in the trusty company of a flagon of Strongbow.

I'm sure Little Feathers could be persuaded! She's always making weird and wonderful body ornaments from feathers...and no, I don't do the same with onions!!!

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