A man calls home to his wife and says, "Darling, I have been asked to go fishing with my boss and several of his friends.”
“We'll be gone for a week, and this is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and get out my rod and tackle box.”
“We're leaving from the office this afternoon and I’ll drop by the house to pick my things up. Oh, and by the way please pack my new blue silk pyjamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a little strange but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He says, "Yes! Lot's of Carp and tench, some nice roach and rudd, and lots of bream, but why didn't you pack my blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?"
The wife replies. . . .
"I did, they were in your tackle box."