kleinboet

this should do it. Tell her you're going out fishing to give her the time to get your card and the kid's presents that will be from her.

Barbara told her friend that she was planning to go to the middle east. "why do you want to go there?" her friend enquired "I have just read that the favourite pastime of the arabs is sitting under the palm trees eating their dates."

train

Hi nursejudy, I have the jab each year (i qualify in 3 of the5 categories!) so I don't know what they are moaning about. the have to put up with 1 little prick per year, I know of women who put up with it a lot more often!

rofl

Cristine keeler

Notability

I am afraid you won't get sexist remarks, the only time you will is if you changed the word ladies for men. Look at the Oxford College which has just voted (again) to stay a LADIES ONLY college when they have insisted that all the men's colleges become co-ed.

A teenage boy was inadvertently walking through a red light district of a town when a girl approached him and whispered "Oral sex, £10". He gave her a strange look and carried on walking. He was confused. When he got home he shouted to his mum "Mum, what is oral sex?" She replied "£10, just like downtown"

protection

I usually fish on the bottom and use a float (free running) as an indicator to where my line is as the line must be free running for the Pike to take. you can also 'sink and draw' a dead bait and some people insist that popping it on a float is best. I think it's a matter of 'horses for courses' Tight lines

under the affluence of incohol

Chers lads, I know it's a long way off yet, but I will report back and let you know what it was like.

Beach

There are two ways of using luncheon meat. One is using a hair rig and using a baiting needle pushed through the meat and onto the hair, and I normally use a thin bit of reed to hold it on the hair. The other way I use it is to put the meat on a baiting needle an pulling the hook throuh the meat and holding the hook in the meat with a piece of reed.

Battery!

roflmao

Sorry please read them in place of the

so?

I asked because I heard a rumour that a couple of the stowed away on a Jumbo jet to the U.K.

anew

My missus has just informed me that we are going to Whiteacres next September. Lucky me! Can anyone tell me what the fishing is like on their lakes in September?

Mitsubushi

For Nursejudy: After obtaining medical advice, it was explained to me that only ulcers of 4 or more feet in diameter are suitable for the grub due it's voratious appetite.