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What can I say? ...I've just got exactly the same for £1. ( IProfit e-book) Here comes the "sales pitch" "It's amazing, .. ..normally it costs £40000, ....but for a few hours only it's only ... £20 Elton, mebbe the lack of replies, .....could be that peeps here respect, trust you, & wonder why? Liam

Nick,This, as you well know, the pic-putter-upper was passed on as a freebie, as a for a free-for-all poster. But,since limitations are now starting to be placed on who o can't use it (& since I wrote the soddin' fing) I'd like to screen all those who you've ok'ed., OK? Liam ps I'm, sorry that some peeps have abused your web-space, but IMO , it's the same as peeps ..taking credit /setting limitations, for s/w they have cloned.

LOL,automobile peridocals are when sellars in car mags can't sell their heap, so add £3k to it and avdertise there. Kinda like tents and bivvys, .....but I'm saying nothing contravention tonite, coz I'm on my best behaviour Liam

Yup Chesters,I take your point but what about computers/TV's without digitaler enhancements? I know you could prob get your computer/tv etc to tune in regardless but knowing how much any component will distort a 'pure signal' andt then trying to compansate for it....isn't the basis for most of science? Liam Liam

Whilst the poems themselves are good fun coz we've all been there, to concentrate on the spelling or gramma of posts is (to me) to have missed the point completely. Pidantec even? Liam

Well, I own a transit van too, and its got a campervan built on the chassis. Excellent for extended fishing trips all over Britain and Europe, including places some 4 x 4 owners would wimp out of. However, my present Volvo, like my previous two Volvos will take me to off-road places even the transit would never manage. My three successive Volvos have between them knocked up over half a million miles, have taken me as far east as Istanbul, as far west as Slea Head (Kerry), as far south as Andalusia, farther north than the entire mainland of Russia, as high as 11,000 ft above sea level, and even 350 ft below sea level (Vardo tunnel, Norway) Only once has a Volvo let me down (see "Death of a fishing wagon" last year) in hundreds of fishing trips. Comfortable, reliable, easy to drive on and off road, plenty of room for fishing gear, and pretty solid if some prat of a boy racer collides with your car. So I see no logic in your dislike of Volvos and their owners - it wouldn't have anything to do with the politics of envy, would it ? No, surely not, politics are banned on this forum are they not? Outa interest what transit chassis is that built on, coz after reading motor home mags, I used a long wheel based talbot for mine. Nothing to do with jealously at all, maybe a misinfored opinion of mine, but I'll def note your experience of them. What my opinion is based on, is coz Volvo owners are driving basically driving tanks so they don't have to be too aware of other road users, coz in most crashes they are likely to come out unscathed Like driving without a seat-belt makes you more aware, or driving a motorbike. Liam

Whilst Jampson claims to have summarised the attitude of all of the posters on AN by using the apparent "majority of 'us'". I prefer to take the opinion that everyone here makes up their own mind whether to reply or not to individual posts. If the apparent 'us' used isn't merely a Jampston opinion based on no facts, I would like to see how many of the lurkers & posters here were questioned. Of course, there could be Jamspons 'us' and 'the rest' of us, but then I think it's pretty much irrelevant what that Jampston & Jampston's 'us' thinks. Liam

Hmmm, I've been onto the local Trading Standards (TS) people coz of a company that has, blatently, made up an address to make it seem that the have a local presence...and it has done the same in regions across the whole of the UK. (Don't get me wrong, I couldn't give a knat's a** about this stuff, unless it affects me directly) The TS people reckon it's not-illegal (legal?) for the Co. to make up addresses & coz it's not a criminal offence to do so, there's nothing they can do! So, if yuz are going to advertise in , for eg the Yellow Pages, ...and are unfortunately of a southern origin...you could go for Office suite 2, Buckingham Palace, London. and no one would be any the wiser! Hmmm............... Liam ps God Bless "Jobs Worth"s [ 29. April 2003, 06:29 AM: Message edited by: loonyl ]

Me tooo!btw, b4 the mods eventually get to this.. this isn't a personal attack on Vagabond, ...it's for all Volvo owners, everywhere. *spit* HTH Liam

...But...It's still a Volvo!!! IMHO, A serious fishing motor is a transit van . & yup, you can still keep the lights on all-day, if you wish Liam [ 29. April 2003, 05:43 AM: Message edited by: loonyl ]

Geez, Considering there's soo many 4x4, off-road, all-terain, multi-purpose, paris-dakar, nuclear survival machines on the roads today which are doing nothing more than venturing outback for supplies at the local Sainsburys .... ...it would make a refreshing change to have an real off-roader on the road for once. Go for it ! .....tho' beware the neighbourhood watch rally club .. ..tho'at the first sight of mud....... Liam [ 29. April 2003, 05:30 AM: Message edited by: loonyl ]

Yup, Wilko (or Wilkinson) "VWP cleaner / steriliser £1.19 for 36 Gallons." Expensive I know but..... IDWISOTT (It does what it says on the tin) ie the label says it cleans.... For the ladies....Tea & coffee pots, mugs, decanters, china, vases. & for the men ....Dentures, combs, jugs, toothbrushes. Liam ps they sell barrels, glasses, Specific Gravity doo-daas, fermenting bins, corks, beer, real ale, wine etc el-cheapo! [ 29. April 2003, 04:49 AM: Message edited by: loonyl ]

Hmmmm...... http://www.opundo.com/saywhat.htm 3/4 the ways down. Liam

LOL, Newt, you crack me up Gotta give Google more credit Liam

http://magazine.englishclub.com/199909.htm LOL...thank god for google Liam

Elton, Just a quick look at www.cbfsms.com. ...sites like that are on the decrease, mainly for the reason of your post. Most of them ask people to log on to identify themselves. I don't (off the top off my head) know how people could get your mobile phone details....did you register correct details when you signed up? IMNSHO the Police are next to useless with Cyber stuff. Personally, I'd look at where your mobile is listed, but of course it could be a dialing error. It's no prob to find where you live, what you look like etc.....but it's harder to trace your mobile...unless you've left it on your home A/M or via your network provider. Liam ps you can deregister your personal details from the "whois" database for web owners.

Originally posted by poledark: I have often provided the ones I considered genuine cases with a bit of work and cash to help them out. Whether they wanted your measly help or not? BUT.... ultimately the end of the line looms near and this is when you pull the master stroke, you "have a breakdown" or similar and the object is to get yourself declared permanently unfit for work, and a "ticket for life" Believe me dopey, you should have tried that years ago, you'd have passed with flying colours. Errr...guess that's where your knickname comes from, then? Problem now is that the phsychiatrists and assessors are not so easily taken in and a great deal of persistence is called for (it would be far easier to take a job). You have obviously spent a lot more time with psychiatrists than I have I had to resort to the dole when...No excuses lame boy....<snip sob story> [b}Lazy ass[/b] This last shows all the classic symptoms of the "i'm smarter than them" "they are all saddos" syndrome.and your cunning plan of showing you are dopier than everyone , is for? If you wonder where this is leading let me .... tbh Dopey, I'd lost the will to live before I wondered where this post was going. at least one who is (from reading his own words), in my opinion a parasite. This last shows all the classic symptoms of the "i'm smarter than them" "they are all saddos" syndrome. Your opion really doesn't matter to me, saddo Liam

Although you show the first sign of stupidity in that you think everybody else is daft, anybody who says they have a mental health problem, does not have a mental health problem.It's like saying "I am going to have a nervous breakdown." I bow to your greater knowledge of being a fruit-cake, you have obviously researched "stupidity" in depth....or are you a natural? Stupid point one.. "anybody who says they have a mental health problem, does not have a mental health problem. & everyone who says that doen't really have a clue...ie stupid point 1 ...errr, ..that's "stupid point one" and not "point one", stupid.........although....... Liam

The latest is,you can continue to get DLA even when working... but the £60 tax free is for Incapacity Ben only (then you lose free dental work etc) The diff between IS with Incap Ben (max +£20) and Incap Ben (+£60) is the amt of NI cont made HTH Liam

I'd think the beer carrier would be a bit ahead of the lemonade carrier? Liam

7'0'7 Liam

It uses the adress book on an infected computer.eg any comp that has ever sent an email to Elton, then randomly picks Elton's address as the FROM: and sends it to another perosn listed in the adress book. HTH Liam ps I think it's Elton doing it tbh

Elton....This case is different, however, as it's a name I recognise and, despite my best efforts to explain things in plain English, he seems convinced that it's me .....Err Elton, No he's starting to convice me! ....Are you sure it's not you? Liam ps Prob is him!

Fan of English economist Thomas Malthus are you? He did have some interesting ideas. Newt,no idea who Thomas Malthus is, ..but a book Virus X http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detai...66365?vi=glance was on a similar slant? (and a damned good read too imo) Liam

Sorry Elton, I've a million things on the go atm, too. You'll suss, you always do HTH ? Liam do a google search, ask on the php forums leave well alone