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You're right hadn't even thought of that, even more expense!

No mention of rod rests or Fish Finder, are they included?

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BBC stuff isn't going out until next Saturday,just had a call from the producer

Yes, I think you can get it online. It's pime-time though and you may have trouble getting through, 6.30 am on Saturday and again Sunday afternoon. There's also a bit going out tonight on Sky Sports 3 at seven O'clock. Might have a chance of going on Nick Hancocks, Five Live show, that'll be a LL, I quite rate his chat.Cheers Norrie.

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Doing a bit of bunny this weekend on BBC Radio Newcastle,anyone ever listern to the show?

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This is a hymenal experience for me , my first ever topic starter! You Guys are probably aware but if not, there is a Campaign for an Angling conference entitled "A future for Angling" to be held on Sunday 1st February in Tattersalls, Newmarket,Suffolk.Sponsored by Country Alliance,key Speakers include:Ian Chilcott, Bob James and Charles Jardine Kick-off is 2 till 5, free tickets can be obtained by calling 020 7840 9235 or email cfa@countryside-alliance.org.Never been to one of these before, has anyone got any experience and is it worth going to?

Hey Elton,come out with us on a few trips in our 22' Yorkshire Cobble and just see what you think.James and i have a combined 60+ years of boat fishing off the coast of sunny Suffolk and are beginning to get the hang of things.Historically, we tend to be quite spontaneous about our fishing, so it could be 48 or 24 hrs notice , all you need to bring is your gear and some scoff,oh and buy a beer when we get ashore. There's currently millions of Sprats offshore, so we are awaiting a good blow to get rid of them......no,not that kind of blow. If you want to be pencilled in let-us-tut-know-lad.

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He was a seriously bright bunny, I think a member of Mensa. I've always remembered two of his great one liners, " I was determined to get on in show business, even when the audience shouted-out you can't" and " I have to re-quote myself in order to add spice to my conversation"

I agree, great guy. The world was a better place with Bob being around, a National treasure and a regular-kinda-bloke.

Standing in the Pub with the lads....as you do! I once nearly ate a Pork Stratching that had thick black hairs on; we're talking scrotal or something even worse.I sent the whole lot to the manufacture together with a photograph of the aforementioned held in the thumb and forefinger of a professsional hand model. The shot was rim and cross lit and looked like it had been taken for a glossy mag.Didn't hear anything for a few weeks so i rang their Public Relations Department, who intern investigated the matter. They found the photograph together with my amusing missive on the staff notice board, where they'd started a caption competition.Apologies were forthcoming together with a box of shaven Pork Scratchings and a Postal Order for £5,which was hastily spent on more beer. Give them a chance to say sorry and you'll have the cleanest teeth in the west

But don`t worry about it. Most of the 50 were freshwater anglers!! Girlies then!

Had loads this morning and it's just started again and it's ....ng cold. From not so sunny-Suffolk

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