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Paintball my arse!!! I just know I`ll regret saying that

Wait `till you see Gen Southam!!

Don`t worry John. I`ll only use one weapon at a time. Now, will that be the 28 shot automatic, the 7 shot self loader I hear that Mull has sold out of white flags!!

Hello Jon. Here`s a trade secret just for yourself. The best bait for mullet is? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Hand grenades!!!!!!

--> QUOTE(Norm B @ Mar 13 2007, 11:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Do you have any in L/H Paul? I`ve got an ambi if that will do Norm?

Number 5 is due to arrive in the morning!! It cost an arm and both legs. The scope costs nearly £300, but the nice guy in the shop gave me free P&P Do you think 11,000 rounds is enough for the weekend?

Damn!! I`m looking for a hairy chicken to try my new gun on.

What do the porkers taste like??

http://www.clashwhannon.co.uk/picture%20gallery.html Recognise anyone??????????????????????????????

John. I thought you went to open the van? Not to pickle herrings. You know we don`t condone fishing and drinking

I love the paint scheme. Those divers will never find it!!!!!

Just make sure you don`t catch Bombay belly Dave.

I don`t blame you John. There`s nothing like waking up in the early hours with a clear head. Listening to the dawn chorus, waiting for the sun to rise over the castle ruins. Contemplating the coming battle with the leviathons of the sound. The only problem is, you`ll be sharing with Norrie. Who, in turn will be performing the `Hogs duet` with jabee!! You`ll be cursing your abstinence, the fact that the bar is closed and your failiure to procure a `carry oot`!!!! Moderation is to be applauded. Abstinence deserves a swift boot up the jacksie.

Shaun. Why are you going to Iceland in April? I thought they didn`t switch the lights back on `till May!!!!!

Ata girl Lindy. You tell em ooligans wots wot!! We`ve never seen you staggering around the hotel with a drink in each hand and a bottle tucked under your arm. It`s OK Lindy. We all know that you were keeping them safe really.

Don`t bring me into any drinking comps. I have enough trouble keeping up with myself.

John? We don`t have drinking comps` at LA. We just drink, then fish, then drink, then fish. You won`t have the time to drink anyone under the table as Charles likes his beauty sleep. It get`s very boring, that`s why I`m taking the gun. The wife wants a mink coat and the place is crawling with them!!

Roll on plan B.

OI LENNY!!! Don`t get grand-dad started. After all, Norries got a boat at L.A. and you ain`t.

But Norrie, I`ve got a cunning plan. We`ll tie them into a long-line, which you can tow around Luce bay at weekends!!!

Or move in next door to Norrie! But then you`d end up buying a gun as well.

Davy. Remember October, when some prat in a little boat that sounded like a mozzie, was throwing mackeral at Catchalot as he zipped past with a smug grin?? Well I`ve decided to change the rules of engagement. Norrie will be automaticaly considered hostile unless he`s carrying a tray of drinks!!

Greetings Humber, Here`s hoping you`re a sweaty geordie truck driver!! That would spice up Johns Saturday nights PS. Gun number 3 arriving in the morning. Who`s volunteering to be this years quarry.

Yes Davey, very neat. But how do I know Para Handy will be at the helm when I come up???????????????