C.H.A.V jokes

[RUDD]

> > 1.What do you call a Chav in a box?

> > Innit.

> >

> > 2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?

> > Sorted.

> >

> > 3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe...

> >

> > 4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?

> > Innuinnit.

> >

> > 5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?

> > They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight

> of

> > stairs.

> >

> > 6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?

> > The bride.

> >

> > 7. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?

> > It

> might

> > be your bike.

> >

> > 8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick

> > and hairy, the other's a coconut.

> >

> > 9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?

> > "What you lookin' at?"

> >

> > 10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?

> > Paint three stripes on it.

> >

> > 11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police.

> >

> > 12.What do you call a chav in a suit?

> > The accused

> >

> > 13.What do you say to a chav in a uniform?

> > Big Mac and Fries please.

[Paul_D]

Good jokes Rudd. Didn't have a clue what a 'Chav' was though do now though

[Happy Dude]

heres a better one, look at the games like nedagochi and the ned alphabet

 

http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk

 

i was talking to a friend in glasgow last week and he reckons that theren is fewer neds (glasgow chavs) around since the asylum seekers discovered they taste like chicken

[ben88]

oii watch it i aint no chav and i work at mcdonalds.

 

its crap but it pays for bait and my new car...i say new but its a 1967 Beetle.

[Big John 81 mc]

what do you call a chav fishing??

Bait !

[corydoras]

I remember telling jokes like these when I was at school. Our target was usually Scousers!

 

Better shut up or I'll be Borrised!