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Chris Goddard

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Chris Goddard

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President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.

 

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting

over there?"

 

The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."

 

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! What are you

guys doing in here?"

 

Bush says, "We're planning WW III."

 

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

 

Bush says,

 

"Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims

 

and one Blonde with Big Tits."

 

 

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why

kill a blonde with big tits?"

 

Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says,

 

"See, I told you no one CARES about

the 140 million Muslims".

Chris Goddard


It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish.

If GOD had NOT meant us to go fishing, WHY did he give us arms then??

(If you can't help out someone in need then don't bother my old Dad always said! My grandma put it a LITTLE more, well different! It's like peeing yourself in a black pair of pants she said! It gives you a LOVELY warm feeling but no-one really notices!))

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Newt

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I love that one. And good to see you posting again. How goes things in frog country?

" My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference!" - Harry Truman, 33rd US President

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chevin

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The first time I heard it was with a chimney sweep. But I'm not that worried about chimney sweeps either!*LOL*

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