Dead Duck

[MickJ]

A Farmer goes to the Vets with his Duck and tells the Vet it is a bit lethargic.

 

The Vet examines the Duck and tells the Farmer it's dead.

 

The Famer is not happy with the diagnosis and requests a second opinion.

 

The Vet goes out into the waiting room and calls in a patient with a Labrador. The Dog sniffs the Duck and also declares it dead.

 

The Farmer is still not convinced, so the Vet calls in a Cat owner. The Cat walks round the Duck giving it a good look over and confirms the two previous diagnosis.

 

The farmer accept that the Duck is no more and asks the Vet how much he owes.

 

The Vet tells him the bill is £230. The Farmer says he thinks that is a bit steep just for telling him the Duck's dead.

 

Ah! says the Vet, but you also had a Lab Report and a Cat Scan.

[Tyke]

[Zigs]