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I was robbing a house last night when I accidently set off the alarm.

The police came and arrested me I've been released on bail but I have to go to court to be trialled.

 

 

I cant beleive it. So much of my ****ing taxes go to the police and they think they can treat me like this.

 

****ERS!

 

 

 

 

:lol:

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I was robbing a house last night when I accidently set off the alarm.

The police came and arrested me I've been released on bail but I have to go to court to be trialled.

 

 

I cant beleive it. So much of my ****ing taxes go to the police and they think they can treat me like this.

 

****ERS!

 

 

 

 

:lol:

 

 

My partner, WPC Dixon, of Dock Green has asked me for the case ref. number.

You do realise that this confession will probably stand up in court?

 

You were unlucky to find a policeman to attend the event- most of them are in the canteen 'doing paperwork' - aren't they?

 

:D

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My partner, WPC Dixon, of Dock Green has asked me for the case ref. number.

You do realise that this confession will probably stand up in court?

 

You were unlucky to find a policeman to attend the event- most of them are in the canteen 'doing paperwork' - aren't they?

 

:D

 

 

Nah, there were 18 of them operating a breathalyser trap at 9am on Sunday morning when I was on my way to a fishing competition. 4 squad cars....for ferrying the drivers to the cop-shop, four motor cycles to chase anyone doing a u-turn, I guess the others all were making sure each driver could be breathalysed.

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Nah, there were 18 of them operating a breathalyser trap at 9am on Sunday morning when I was on my way to a fishing competition. 4 squad cars....for ferrying the drivers to the cop-shop, four motor cycles to chase anyone doing a u-turn, I guess the others all were making sure each driver could be breathalysed.

 

 

Precisely why Si was unluck to get a tug by the law! They were all looking for you!

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