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greg long

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  • Birthday 09/11/1961

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  1. Did you hear about the two gay ghosts? They put the willies up each other...
  2. Why not use a plastic header (cold water) tank. These stay up in the attic with no support for years, and they come in lots of sizes. They will survive the claws too.
  3. Hi Chris. Same here...but I'm in Spain for the winters.....
  4. I was standing at the bar when a Chinese guy came and stood beside me, he was drinking a pint of Guinness. I asked him " do you know any of those martial arts like Kung-fu, Ju-jitsu or Karate?" He replied "You are a racist! You are only asking me this because I am oriental!" I said" No, it's because you are drinking my pint of Guinness"
  5. My 2007 berlingo bought second hand, pre owned by the citroen garage in Glasgow, blew the turbo at 70,000 miles. Paid main dealer to repair, 3 months later turbo blew. I was told I needed a new engine. Contacted Citroen, was told it had no service history prior to my purchase, pointed out it was a main dealer owned the van and was told to prove it had a service history. I'll never buy a french car again.
  6. Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?' 'Eight', the boy replied. The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?' The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four." "Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin. "Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of those."
  7. I think you'd have to. Between the Jacksons and as a solo artist he was an icon, and with his videos revolutionised the way we watched popular songs, theatre as much as music. Personally, I feel there was much to dislike about him, but musically in the '80s he was the artist.
  8. Lookin good Blue. Howya keeping?
  9. They are usually, unless it's through an auction or off a private seller.
  10. I use gmail, much more dependable.
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