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Did you hear about the two gay ghosts? They put the willies up each other...

Hi Cory.

Why not use a plastic header (cold water) tank. These stay up in the attic with no support for years, and they come in lots of sizes. They will survive the claws too.

Hi Chris. Same here...but I'm in Spain for the winters.....

I was standing at the bar when a Chinese guy came and stood beside me, he was drinking a pint of Guinness. I asked him " do you know any of those martial arts like Kung-fu, Ju-jitsu or Karate?" He replied "You are a racist! You are only asking me this because I am oriental!" I said" No, it's because you are drinking my pint of Guinness"

My 2007 berlingo bought second hand, pre owned by the citroen garage in Glasgow, blew the turbo at 70,000 miles. Paid main dealer to repair, 3 months later turbo blew. I was told I needed a new engine. Contacted Citroen, was told it had no service history prior to my purchase, pointed out it was a main dealer owned the van and was told to prove it had a service history. I'll never buy a french car again.

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?' 'Eight', the boy replied. The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?' The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four." "Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin. "Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of those."

I think it's a tapeworm.

Cat-gut??

Wasn't that switching off?

I think you'd have to. Between the Jacksons and as a solo artist he was an icon, and with his videos revolutionised the way we watched popular songs, theatre as much as music. Personally, I feel there was much to dislike about him, but musically in the '80s he was the artist.

Lookin good Blue. Howya keeping?

fire.

They are usually, unless it's through an auction or off a private seller.

I use gmail, much more dependable.

Cory, I got out of the habit during the constant bickering stage. I'd rather be in a calm atmosphere during my down-time.

I'm back.

UPC glue and water mixed together and painted over the area will give an impermeable barrier.

Shrimp and prawn, like worms often lead to deeply hooked fish that cannot be returned. They also can clear a salmon pool in seconds. Though why anyone wants to catch salmon when there's troot aboot I don't know.

Fergettit, there's no fishing on Mars.

Real men wear Beards.... Razors are for wimps..

A buy it now option dissappears as soon as a bid is made. It is more likely the seller has many items and wants you to know you can get them at that price from them rather than you buy off other sellers.

After a back injury I always would do some gentle stretches before strenous lifting or using strimmers, hedgetrimmers etc. I would assume these being compulsory in a work/employment situation to be reasonable. Particularly if when it comes to injury it is claimed that the company were negligent in their care of employees. 30 years ago we knew little better, but like compulsory wearing of seat-belts prevention of injury is a good thing IMO.

'fraid so. But you don't tend to get the Ultra right wing Roman Catholics telling everyone it'll lead to wholesale abortion and devil-worship. We don't get asked on the important things like Bank bailouts and paying for the gambling losses of the super-rich like Sean Quinn (Quinn insurance) They'd be running that one for fifty years and not get the result they wanted.

They haven't fished Melvin recently.