Best of British

[SkattyKat]

Best of British

 

Be very proud to be British Because:

 

Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

 

Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

 

Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.

 

Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

 

Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

 

Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

 

Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

 

NOT TO MENTION...

 

3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

 

142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.

 

58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

 

31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were

 

 

Its Great to Be British !!!!

[n4lly]

Your so right SK it's great.

I am lucky to be alive though....

 

"3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue"

 

 

[ 04. March 2005, 07:38 PM: Message edited by: n4lly ]

[rob.i]

Icould not believe it at Christmas this year when my son in law was spraying his tree with an atomiser yes with the tree lights on this chap has my grandies safety in his hands

[deanbmw]

v good

[blindog]

what a place.

[ayjay]

SkattyKat:

 

 

3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

How does that work then? It's not killed me yet. :confused:

[Orca]

[nursejudy]

LOL