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  1. Your neighbour is lucky: I don't always wear anything.
  2. I still use a fibreglass rod in summertime when floater fishing the margins for carp, it's an old Fibatube (Hardy) blank 1lb 6oz TC (based on a Dick Walker Stepped up Avon) it bends right down to the butt and is a perfect match with 8lb line, but best of all, I can carry on fishing with it in a thunderstorm which I won't do with a carbon rod.
  3. They don't have their tackle chopped off: the penis is cut along it's length about six times and then the insides are removed and it's stitched back together and turned outside in to form a vagina, ask my cousin Peter, (now going by the name of Irene). Makes I shudder just thinking about it.
  4. I spent a few days in Hospital recently: there was an Afghan youngster, (22) in the bed next to me. He spent a lot of time on the phone, even in the early hours of the morning - a Helicopter spent some time hovering nearby one night, (I later remembered that there is a Helipad on top of the hospital car park) but I couldn't help wondering if I'd have survived a drone strike on his bed, I decided probably not.?
  5. I am officially colour blind in that I can't pass the Ishihara Test: however, as far as I'm concerned, there's nothing wrong with my colour vision - checking at times with my wife, we may see slightly different hues, but that's as far as it goes, I can see a myriad of different greens when in woodland etc, traffic lights, no problem, etc etc. One thing I do struggle to see is a red float tip, all of mine are painted yellow, and I can see tiny alterations in the way the float rides when I'm catching a lot of Dace,(in particular) and other species, but they mostly bury the float when when trotting and I can see when it's not there as well.?
  6. Only one new one there, S63.? Beverly Hills underpants Dead Poets underpants The underpants of the living dead Field of underpants Terms of underpants A fish called Underpants Indiana Jones and the temple of underpants Lethal underpants Full metal underpants
  7. The toxic underpants Revenge of the underpants Underpants Pizza Desperately seeking underpants Flight of the underpants Dead underpants society
  8. Monty Python's underpants of Brian The Rocky underpants picture show National Lampoon's animal underpants All the President's underpants The Texas underpants massacre Apocalypse underpants
  9. On-line, I can only find:- Mitchell Gita SW 600. Anything named Mitchell Clubman 600 appears to be a multiplier https://www.seaangler.co.uk/fishing-tackle/reels/mitchell-gita-sw-600-fixed-spool-fishing-reel/
  10. They'll take much bigger pellets than that on the Avon here, 21mm Halibut pellets, or large chunks of luncheon meat. When I fished the R.Lea, we identified particular times for Bream feeding spells on winter afternoons. I wasn't much into Bream but used to have little mini-matches with a mate for a couple of hours during those spells. He usually fished maggots and had to watch his spring tip like a hawk for bites, (missing many of them), I used large lumps of anchored crust and they mostly tried to pull the rod in.
  11. Towering underpants Last underpants in Paris Enter the underpants Three days of the underpants The underpants who fell to earth Willy Wonka and the Underpants factory Dirty underpants Invasion of the underpants snatchers Picnic at hanging underpants
  12. The Lion in underpants A hard day's underpants The Wild underpants In the heat of the underpants. (one of my favourite films ever - Rod Steiger and Sydney Poitier: magnificent) The underpants who shot Liberty Vallance
  13. Indiana Jones and the last underpants Raging underpants The magnificent underpants Mad Max: Underpants road
  14. You're just not trying Chesters. The Underpants Baron Fried green underpants Greased underpants The prisoner of Underpants
  15. You could always attempt to be more creative, otherwise the whole topic will just be pants.?
  16. Bring me the underpants of Alfredo Garcia The longest underpants One flew over the Cuckoo's underpants, or, One flew over the underpants nest Enter the underpants The Good, the Bad and the Underpants
  17. A street car named Underpants Underpants on a plane. They shoot underpants don't they? Kill Underpants
  18. I decided that this topic was pointless when it was started: I can see that I wasn't wrong. Has it proved, disproved or improved anything?
  19. The Bridge Pool is usually booked months in advance, it's not cheap, (and you'll be paying for two rods). I can't really help with catching a Sea Trout, if you fish the Avon regularly, they turn up now and again to Coarse tactics, but I've never fished for them deliberately and wouldn't know where or when to start.
  20. That used to be done deliberately in the Bridge Pool at Christchurch by those fishing from the punt for Sea trout or Salmon.? The most spectacular example being a Tackle Dealer who brought multiple gallons of floating casters and regularly chucked in good quantities throughout his session. It took all the Dace and other "rubbish" fish way out into the harbour, allowing him to fish just for the Sea Trout. From memory, he caught 38 in total, not one of which was above the size limit, but he did take just one for his tea and received a serious b0ll0cking for that, (which I thought was a bit excessive).
  21. Brian London 87 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-57582838
  22. I've seen a fair few of these lists over the years, but I don't think I've seen this one before. Primary School Children Writing About The Sea 1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) 2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jamie age 6) 3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island . If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7) 4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6) 5) A dolphin breaths through an ar$ehole on the top of its head. (Billy age 7) 6) My dad goes out in his boat, and comes back with crabs. (Emily age 5) 7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7) 8 )I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6) 9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6) 10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7) 11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6) 12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other.(Becky age 8 ) 13) On holiday my Mum went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny (Julie age 7)
  23. A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The KEY," Where a small key is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The Key." Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the key and the effects were wonderful --The woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. "All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the key and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems - First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the key won't get rid of them." The doctor looked at her closely and said. "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts." She said. "No point asking about the beard then!"
  24. The Prime Minister has announced that due to the Indian covid variant people will be offered the Pun jab. People must take the Indian variant seriously. My neighbour caught it and has been in a korma for a week and he'd only just buried his naan.
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