Robins

[Jeff S]

Two robins were sitting in a tree.

 

"I'm really hungry," said the first one. "Let's fly down and find some lunch."

 

They flew down to the ground and found a nice plot of newly plowed ground that was full of worms. They ate and ate and ate till they could eat no more.

 

"I'm so full, I don't think I can fly back up into the tree," said the first one. "Let's just lay back here and bask in the warm sun," said the second.

 

"O K," said the first.

 

So they plopped down, basking in the sun. No sooner than they had fallen asleep, when a big fat tomcat up and gobbled them up. As the cat sat washing his face after his meal, he thought...

 

 

"I JUST LOVE BASKIN ROBINS."

[Elton]

Vvvvvvvrrrrrrrooooooooommmmmmm!

 

{Sound of that one going way over my head}

[MJB]

Still waiting for the punchline........

[Norfolkdan]

I hope someone can enlighten us...

[argyll]

Baskin-Robbins cafe chain. Don't worry Jeff, you cant expect country boys to get sophisticated jokes like that

[severus]

Good one. Here's a Polish joke:

 

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

 

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until

one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange

a divorce for him - "very quick."

 

The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the

circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

 

LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"

POLE: "JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home."

LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

POLE: "It made of concrete."

LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"

POLE: "No, we have carport, and not need one."

LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"

POLE: "All my relations still in Poland."

LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

POLE: "Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD player."

LAWYER: "Does your wife beat you up?"

POLE: "No, I always up before her."

LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"

POLE: "No, she white."

LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"

POLE: "She going to kill me."

LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"

POLE: "I got proof.

LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"

POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on

shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say,

'Polish Remover'."

[Jeff S]

Elton:

Vvvvvvvrrrrrrrooooooooommmmmmm!

 

{Sound of that one going way over my head}

Or an Evo.... Sorry Baskin Robins is an ice cream chain in the US. Funny though, I thought I saw one in York.

[Norfolkdan]

severus:

Good one. Here's a Polish joke:

 

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

 

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until

one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange

a divorce for him - "very quick."

 

The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the

circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

 

LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"

POLE: "JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home."

LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

POLE: "It made of concrete."

LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"

POLE: "No, we have carport, and not need one."

LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"

POLE: "All my relations still in Poland."

LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

POLE: "Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD player."

LAWYER: "Does your wife beat you up?"

POLE: "No, I always up before her."

LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"

POLE: "No, she white."

LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"

POLE: "She going to kill me."

LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"

POLE: "I got proof.

LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"

POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on

shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say,

'Polish Remover'."

Not too bad...

[argyll]

'Funny though, I thought I saw one in York.'

 

You probably did, the franchise is now here in the UK.

[jeepster]

and has been for about 10 years!