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Edward I of England comes to Scotland to conquer the Scots.

 

He brings 4,000 men with him.

 

As he nears the battlefield...

 

...there suddenly appears a solitary figure on the crest of the hill.

 

A short, ginger-haired guy in a kilt.

 

Come up here ya English bastards, and I'll give ye a hammerin!

 

Edward turns to his commander.

 

Send 20 men to deal with that little Scottish upstart he says.

 

The commander sends twenty of his best men over the hill to kill the Scotsman.

 

Ten minutes later, at the crest of the hill, the little Scot appears again.

 

Ya English diddies! he yells. Come on the rest of ye! Come on, I'll take ye all on!

 

Edward is getting somewhat annoyed.

 

He turns to his commander.

 

Send 100 men to kill that little shite!

 

The commander sends 100 men Over the hill to do the job.

 

 

Ten minutes later, the little Scot appears at the top of the hill once more, his hair all sticking up, his shirt a wee bit torn.

 

Ya English scum! he yells. I'm just warming up! Come and get me, ya English shites!

 

Edward losses patience.

 

Commander, take 400 men and personally wipe that little bastard off the face of the earth! he yells.

 

The commander gulps, but leads four hundred men on horseback over the crest of the hill.

 

Ten minutes later, the little Scotsman is back..

 

His clothing is all torn, his face is covered in blood, snot and Irn-Bru..

 

Is that the best ye can dae? You're bloody wummin! Come on! Come and have a go ya bunch of English Shites! he yells.

 

Edward turns to his second-in-command.

 

Take 1,000 men over that hill and don't come back till you've killed that little red haired bastard! he commands.

 

The second-in-command gathers the men and they ride off over the hill to their fate.

 

Ten minutes later, one of the English troops appears back at the top of the hill covered in blood, his clothes all torn off his back. Your Majesty he yells.

 

'It's a trap!

 

There's Fu*ken two of them!' :bigemo_harabe_net-163::bigemo_harabe_net-163::bigemo_harabe_net-163:

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Class. :clap::clap::clap:

Free to choose apart from the ones where the trust poked their nose in. Common eel. tope. Bass and sea bream. All restricted.


New for 2016 TAT are the main instigators for the demise of the u k bass charter boat industry, where they went screaming off to parliament and for the first time assisting so called angling gurus set up bass take bans with the e u using rubbish exaggerated info collected by ices from anglers, they must be very proud.

Upgrade, the door has been closed with regards to anglers being linked to the e u superstate and the failed c f p. So TAT will no longer need to pay monies to the EAA anymore as that org is no longer relevant to the u k . Goodbye to the europeon anglers alliance and pathetic restrictions from the e u.

Angling is better than politics, ban politics from angling.

Consumer of bass. where is the evidence that the u k bass stock need angling trust protection. Why won't you work with your peers instead of castigating them. They have the answer.

Recipie's for mullet stew more than welcomed.

Angling sanitation trust and kent and sussex sea anglers org delete's and blocks rsa's alternative opinion on their face book site. Although they claim to rep all.

new for 2014. where is the evidence that the south coast bream stock need the angling trust? Your campaign has no evidence. Why won't you work with your peers, the inshore under tens? As opposed to alienating them? Angling trust failed big time re bait digging, even fish legal attempted to intervene and failed, all for what, nothing.

Looks like the sea angling reps have been coerced by the ifca's to compose sea angling strategy's that the ifca's at some stage will look at drafting into legislation to manage the rsa, because they like wasting tax payers money. That's without asking the rsa btw. You know who you are..

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Magic just magic... :bigemo_harabe_net-163: :bigemo_harabe_net-163: :bigemo_harabe_net-163:

From a spark a fire will flare up

English by birth, Cockney by the Grace of God

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