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Jon.

Some free advice for you as to keeping your maggots in your mums fridge.

 

Take one fresh uncut loaf from the local bakery cut it in half, hollow out the inside(save for bread crumb bait), then put your closed maggot box inside the said loaf, close the two halves together and place in the fridge.

Tell her the loaf is for fishing. :)

She will never think to look inside for your concealed gentles. :D

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A woman who can put up with maggots & deadbaits in the fridge is a rare beast.

A bloke who keeps maggots in the same fridge as his tucker is a slob.

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