A Geordie Budgie.

[Now there's a right un.]

A Mans walks into a Petshop and buys a Budgie.

Next day he hears the Budgie say, "Am a Geordie Budgie,am as tough as nails." The Budgie says this every 5 seconds.

The Man says right I will fix you and before he goes to bed he puts a Kestrel in the cage.

When he wakes next morning the Kestrel is dead and the Budgie says, "Am a Geordie Budgie, am as tough as nails."

The next night the man puts a Buzzard in the cage.

When he wakes the next morning the Buzzard is dead and the Budgie says, "Am a Geordie Budgie, am as tough as nails."

Right says the man I will have you this time and so in the evening he puts a Golden Eagle in the cage.

When he wakes the following morning the Golden Eagle is dead and the Budgie has no feathers.

Out of breath the Budgie says, "Had to take me coat off for that big B***ard."

 

Hope you like it.

[Andy Macfarlane]

That's the best joke I've heard in ages.

[HERUTILUS]

A Mans walks into a Petshop and buys a Budgie.

Next day he hears the Budgie say, "Am a Geordie Budgie,am as tough as nails." The Budgie says this every 5 seconds.

The Man says right I will fix you and before he goes to bed he puts a Kestrel in the cage.

When he wakes next morning the Kestrel is dead and the Budgie says, "Am a Geordie Budgie, am as tough as nails."

The next night the man puts a Buzzard in the cage.

When he wakes the next morning the Buzzard is dead and the Budgie says, "Am a Geordie Budgie, am as tough as nails."

Right says the man I will have you this time and so in the evening he puts a Golden Eagle in the cage.

When he wakes the following morning the Golden Eagle is dead and the Budgie has no feathers.

Out of breath the Budgie says, "Had to take me coat off for that big B***ard."

 

Hope you like it.

 

Greetings,

 

Only one word to describe the 'Geordie Budgie' joke, and that word is 'brilliant'.

 

Regards,

 

Mr H

[Snatcher]

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John

[Now there's a right un.]

Tried to keep this forum friendly.

 

 

A Boy & His Frog.

Poor little Jimmy walking down the road dragging a dead Frog on a lead.

 

He carries his dead Frog to a House of ill repute and Bangs on the door.

 

The Madame answers and Jimmy says, " I got £500 and I want to s**ep with the dirtiest w***e who has lots of diseases."

 

The Madame looks at Jimmy and says, " Why do you want to get diseases?" and followed with, " If you are sure then I will take you."

 

But again the Madame said, " Why?"

 

"Well." Said Jimmy.

 

"When I get home the Babysitter will **** me 'cos she likes cute little boys."

 

"When my Dad takes the Babysitter home he will **** her in the layby."

 

"When my Dad gets back my Mother will want ****ing to as a matter of course."

 

"When my Dad goes to work my Mother will sort out the Milkman."

 

"And he's the B****rd who ran over my Frog."

 

"Now thats why I want all your diseases."

Edited April 29, 2011 by Now there's a right un.