Famous Anglers On The Bank - Competition

[wotnobivvy]

Editor of CQ magazine - "Yes it was a mirror carp, but we airbrushed out the scales as we needed a leather for the front cover"

[Nugg]

Issac Walton, "I'd sit down if it wasn't for these boilies. MMMMM now thats a word that could have a future."

[Ed Matysiak]

quote:

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You're only surposed to take the bl**dy lid off.

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Genius!

[Guest sslatter]

A couple of historical ones...

 

"Kiss me Hardy, me Bruce & Walker, and me Abu 704 as well.."

Nelson.

 

Before a chubbing session...

"Let them eat wasp cake..."

Marie-Antoinette.

 

...and to a bailiff on the Test...

"I did NOT have sexual relations with that trout!"

Bill Clinton.

 

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[Graham E]

Lesley Ash on catching her first rainbow trout......"Mummy!"

 

 

Oliver Reed slumped over the Inns Table......

 

"I never heard the barbel."

 

Kylie Mongue after catching her first Conger eel,

 

"I should be so lucky, lucky. lucky lucky...!.

 

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[John McLaren]

Brian Conley, on being caught giving the last rites to a Salmon before June, "It's a puppet!"

 

Captain Mainwaring(Dad's Army) "Pike, stand to attention."

 

Bob James, in apoplexy at Chris Yates latest gudgeon triumph: "Ay....see....Ay!"

 

Richard Walker, just before dawn on 16 June: "Let there be light"....and there was light!

[Maver]

Sir Alex Ferguson was fishing a match on his local Canal.

 

He failed to catch a single fish during the 5 hour event. Apparently he spent the entire match looking at his stopwatch wondering when the final whistle was going to be blown.

[wotnobivvy]

Nelson (after sinking all the bait boats on the lake) "I see no ships" (thank heaven)

[wotnobivvy]

Gordon Brown " It was a twenty, but after allowing for inflation and future growth it will be a forty next week. We'll call it Prudence"

[wotnobivvy]

Sir Alex Ferguson, when being asked why his team failed to land a single fish replied "We were wearing the wrong colour shirts"