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i have been wondering about a few things whilst waiting for runs.

1) if we now have more choice in supermarkets ,why dont sainsburies sell tesco crisps??????

2) if things in supermarkets are cheaper this year than last why are economy tuna 50% more expensive ?

3) if jesus was the first communist why is the communist idea treated with horror and revultion?

4) if i planted a tree in a wall of a building it would die ,left to nature it would flourish.

5) why do people have a go at arrafat for not controlling the extremists ,when blair and plenty of earlier p.m.`s couldnt controll the ira ?

6) why didnt i get a run last night it would have stopped my musings?

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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chesters1:

i have been wondering about a few things whilst waiting for runs.

1) if we now have more choice in supermarkets ,why dont sainsburies sell tesco crisps??????

2) if things in supermarkets are cheaper this year than last why are economy tuna 50% more expensive ?

3) if jesus was the first communist why is the communist idea treated with horror and revultion?

4) if i planted a tree in a wall of a building it would die ,left to nature it would flourish.

5) why do people have a go at arrafat for not controlling the extremists ,when blair and plenty of earlier p.m.`s couldnt controll the ira ?

6) why didnt i get a run last night it would have stopped my musings?

1. Because Sainsburys & Tescos hate each other and wouldn't take a leak on each other if they were both on fire!

2. Because the supermarkets charge what they can get away with.

3. Because to people who follow it communism is a religion.

4. errrmm - my walls are made of brick or stone not soil!

5. Because Arrafat is supposed to be the leader and controller of the terrorists. Blair et al were the target of the terrorists. Not that Arrafat has any control of anything these days of course!

6. The fish were reading your brainwaves and keeping well out of the way in case you asked them an awkward question!

DISCLAIMER: All opinions herein are fictitious. Any similarities to real

opinions, living or dead, are entirely coincidental.

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it was the brick wall i was refering to there is one in aldershot with a veritable forest of trees ,what its doing to the brick work i shudder to think ,the shop below probably is rented or never goes upstairs

to the empty floors ,on the brighter side its good for the wildlife being that there all buddlia (butterfly bush)

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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