Text Breasts

[mike the pike]

For all you 'mobile phone texters' out there, describe the attributes of your latest conquest / young lady that just walked past with,

'Mikes patented breast describer'

 

. . Itty bitty titties

()() Little breasts

(.)(.) Nice breasts

(o)(o) Perfect breasts

(D)(D) Bullets

(O)(O) Handful breasts

(~0~)(~0~) Stretch mark breasts

o/.o/ Grandma's breasts

[o][o] Breasts during a mammogram

* % * Flat chest

(+0(+0) Fake silicone breasts

(*)(*) High nipple breasts

(@)(@) Big nipple breasts

oo A cups

{O}{O} D cups

(^)*(^) Cold breasts

(>)(>) Perky breasts

(o)*(O) Lopsided breasts

 

sorry I'll get me coat,

Mike

[Dave Hill]

Made me laugh anyway

[Vagabond]

mike the pike:

 

(o)*(O) Lopsided breasts

That one must be the young lady from Devizes !

[poledark]

The second line of which reads......

She had two tits of different sizes,

 

What is the next line?

 

Den

[Vagabond]

Poledark - The right one was small, and no good at all,

 

But the left one won several prizes !