Help. he's asleep on the sofa again!

[little onions]

Chesters, I did see it coming and made sure I gave him all the rope he needed to hang himself. As I said it's a great relief he's gone. Regarding Wiccan practices, banging on walls should not be necessary. All the best spells are performed skyclad with a few soft incantations. It helps if the recipient is reasonably sober and not asleep on the edge of the bath with his head down the toilet. But of course I now realilse why he was so tired. If she's as demanding physically as I am

it explains why he spent so much time on his hands and knees.

[little onions]

Jim. Are you a gambling man? If so I'll wager my house on not having him back. Yes he's a good man, his heart used to be in the right place.

But through excess alcohol he has become a liability. My children deserve a male role model whom they can respect and sadly, that isn't the case any more. This has been coming for a long time and he simply ran out of last chances.

Hopefully he'll sort himself out after this shock and somebody may reap the benefits. The children and I are moving on, life's too shortfor s**t!

[Jim Roper]

little onions:

But of course I now realilse why he was so tired. If she's as demanding physically as I am

Boasting again!

 

Jim Roper

[little onions]

.....If the cap fits! But then I suppose if it fitted properly in the first placeI wouldn't have had 6 kids.

[Jim Roper]

little onions:

.....If the cap fits! But then I suppose if it fitted properly in the first placeI wouldn't have had 6 kids.

Caps!, CAPS!!, CAPS!!!!!

 

And you a good catholic girl? Tut, Tut.

 

Jim Roper

 

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[Jim Roper]

I suppose the Bristol girls are out on the town again!

 

Jim Roper

 

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[little onions]

We have had to intensify our 'Social Research' programme in order to accommodate my auditions schedule.

So far this panel has encountered several comedians, two manic depressives, numerous boring b*****s and one possible dinner date. The latter will be reviewed this evening. Now where did I put those fishnet stockings?