Help. he's asleep on the sofa again!

[loonyl]

Dragonbat:

"Nffahh blmp anh"

ie tell me the pub's open,

so I can escape from the whinging for a few, sweet, short hours before its starts again.

 

HTH

Liam

[little onions]

Excellent decoding, gentlemen. But I discovered the true meaning this weekend when he was caught doing very rude things with a prison wardress...I believe they call them screws, how appropriate.

So it's not just nurses uniforms with you guys, then?

So his bags are packed and in the yard, the locks are changed and I can mutter incoherently to myself on my sofa in full control of the remote.

There has to be a good blues number to be written about this!

[Adz]

I hope he wasn't caught red handed?

[big al]

little onions as your profile puts you down as a witch i presume you will be turning him into something nasty .any ideas anyone? cheers big al

[Jim Roper]

little onions:

Excellent decoding, gentlemen. But I discovered the true meaning this weekend when he was caught doing very rude things with a prison wardress...I believe they call them screws, how appropriate.

So it's not just nurses uniforms with you guys, then?

So his bags are packed and in the yard, the locks are changed and I can mutter incoherently to myself on my sofa in full control of the remote.

There has to be a good blues number to be written about this!

And I thought it was fishing 'widows' that got frustrated and lonely, not fishing 'widowers'!

 

He wasn't fed up with becoming an internet 'widower' was he?

 

Those DIY skills came in handy to change the locks then!

 

You'll soon have him back!

 

Jim Roper

 

http://www.searchlineuk.com/FishList.htm

 

[ 01. October 2002, 06:55 PM: Message edited by: Jim Roper ]

[little onions]

Don't want him back, thankyou. This has given me the opportunity I've been waiting for. Yes, D.I.Y v. useful for locks, although fitting the bolts across the back door was tricky....probably because I didn't hang it straight in the first place, still learning.

Don't know how he'll manage to drink 30 pints in handcuffs, but I bet he'll manage.

I wish them well. Aaaah. blessed relief.

[chesters1]

if she were a witch ,she would have seen it coming and made utterences to him convincing him she was all he wanted ,do you know anything about wicca ,the trick is to sing a song and strip off ,look very like brit ekland and bang on his wall

p.s doesnt work on policemen

[little onions]

Big Al, tempting though it is, I'm not allowed to do nasty things as according to Wiccan principles any malice directed to another returns to you threefold, and I didn't enjoy being a pox-riddled frog the first time I tried to be spiteful,

[littlefeathers]

Originally posted by little onions:

Don't want him back, thankyou. This has given me the opportunity I've been waiting for. Aaaah. blessed relief.

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Yeah, at long last, now we've got all the time in the world to go fishing. Having not seen him these past few days, what exactly did you turn him into, as I'm sure I saw a 15 stone fog in the local drinking cider. So you free this weekend for a drink then ??????

[Jim Roper]

little onions:

Don't want him back, thankyou. This has given me the opportunity I've been waiting for.

You told me he was a good man taken all the way round.

 

Perhaps it was such a long way round him?

 

You'll have him back. Just wait and see. You won't be able to do without him for very long, even with your 'do-it-yourself' skills.

 

quote:

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Don't know how he'll manage to drink 30 pints in handcuffs

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Bondage eh!!

 

Aught to be some chesil cod about soon.

 

Jim Roper

 

http://www.searchlineuk.com/FishList.htm

 

[ 02. October 2002, 07:35 AM: Message edited by: Jim Roper ]