Eartquake Appeal

[Chris Goddard]

Sorry it's a little late but it amused moi!!

 

URGENT - DUDLEY EARTHQUAKE APPEAL

 

At 00:54 on Monday 23 September an earthquake measuring 4.8 on the Richter

scale hit Dudley, UK causing untold disruption and distress -

 

* Many were woken well before their giro arrived

 

* Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics and Spanish

costas were damaged

 

* Three areas of historic and scientifically significant litter were

disturbed

 

* Thousands are confused and bewildered, trying to come to terms with the

fact that something interesting has happened in Dudley

 

One resident, Donna-Marie Dutton, a 17 year old mother-of-three said "It was such a shock, little Chantal-Leanne came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it. I was still shaking when I was watching Trisha the next morning."

 

Apparently though, looting did carry on as normal.

 

The British Red Cross have so far managed to ship 4000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken masses.

 

Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings including benefit books and jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos.

 

HOW YOU CAN HELP

 

* £2 buys chips, scraps and blue pop for a family of four

 

* £10 can take a family to Stourport for the day, where children can play on an unspoiled canal bank among the national collection of stinging nettles

 

* 22p buys a biro for filling in a spurious compensation claim

 

PLEASE ACT NOW

 

Simply email us by return with your credit card details and we'll do the rest!

 

If you prefer to donate cash, there are collection points available at your local branches of Argos, Iceland and Clinton Cards.

 

Chris

[waterman1013]

ROFLOLACLAB

 

Nice one, Chris.

 

Mike

[chesters1]

its probably true which makes it even funnier

[Elton]

LOL! I've got mates in Dudley....that one's on its way

[Nugg]

Oh yes very funny, but not for some, I had to dig a new bathroom, the board fell off the last one during that Quake straight into the previous nights mushy peas and black pudding, oou r and the brown and mild.