Ulterior motive? Naaaa

[Newt]

Federal Aviation Agency

800 Independence Avenue S.W.

Washington D.C. 20591

 

Dear Sirs;

I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet.

 

Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers.

 

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman.

 

We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have record sales.

 

Now why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

 

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

 

[ 21. October 2002, 10:15 PM: Message edited by: Newt ]

[little onions]

There is always a simple solution, isn't there?

Cheers, Newt. Whilst stuffing lime-flavoured Doritos and home-made chilli dip, that really made me chuckle. Nearly choked, actually...seldom a Monday night experience. :cool:

[Colin Brett]

Newt,

like that one, BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the Muslim men I know are all drinking, gambling adulterers, so you would probably end up with a plane load of them. Still it might take their minds off of hijacking etc.

Of course not all hijackers are men!!!!!!!!!!!

Good idea though.

Colin

[loonyl]

Colin Brett:

Newt,

Of course not all hijackers are men!!!!!!!!!!!

Colin

....Or Muslim

 

I reckon to stop terrorists interfering with daily life in the states(eg washington),

all men should have to play their part

 

ie they should wander about

stark bollard naked,

swinging from side to side while they do.

 

That would be enough to put most terrorists off whether men or women, muslin or home-grown.

 

Cruel on the terrorists I know,

but desperate times......

 

Liam