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You would have to cross two seas ... first the North Sea, and then across to the Isle of Lewis.

 

Incidentally, I didnt set picture as bosses desktop background, but did set it on one of the secretaries. So room might need a clean after she sees it :):):)

 

Gillies

tha fis agam a bhe iasg nuth dunidh sasain!

 

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Ferret1959:

You'll need one (iify work safety - pics of gore)

 

This chap gets an ingrown hair.......

Urrrgghh, I think I'm gonna puke! (or pass-out, which ever happens first!!!)

 

I'm very queamish(sp?) and I've gone all light headed just looking at those pics! :rolleyes:

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its amazing what can be done with a little digital mastery , surley the head would have been shaved as a matter of cleanlyness and i cannot see anyone waiting that long before seeking help :)

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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I heard of a girl in California who was presumed to be pregnant. She had all the signs, stomach swelling, morning sickness etc. She insisted she was a good girl and had never done 'it' with a boy.

 

Parents take her to GP who orders tests at the hospital. The Hospital find a growth in the stomach which turns out to be a live Octopus attatched to the stomach wall. According to the doctors she must have swallowed a live octopus egg when she was swimming in the ocean and it had attatched to the stomach as it would attatch to kelp in the wild.

 

Sound gross and it is probably a myth but according to a medical friend it is possible but highly improbable.

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