Kitchen cooking mess

[loonyl]

Alan Taylor:

Hi all, this may seem a bit mundane compared to some of the active topics but I have a serious question.

Our cooker is next to the draining board, now when Sonja has used a utensil she puts it on the draining board every time she puts it down. This winds me up when the packaging from the food is there to place the utensils on so avoiding a lot of fat, grease, oil etc.

 

Question, have any of you seen a product on the market that can stand on the draining board so she can hang the dirty utensils up with the drips going into a cleanable tray?

Tough durable plastic and easily cleaned so no hinges or open spaces.

 

Cheers

 

Alan(nl)

Just give her one utensil,

a plastic fork/spoon/stirrer combined.

 

Now this is where it gets technical.....

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Make a hole in the handle,

thread some string in and hang it around her neck

 

HTH

Liam

[Elton]

Take her back to school...

 

http://benson.byu.edu/Members/nyoung/Lesso...nglish/6.1/view

 

And then scare her with facts & figures:

 

http://www.hygiene-educ.com/en/learn/athom...ssification.htm

 

And here's one Alan wrote earlier

 

http://www.cookingvillage.com/cv/kw/art/0,...%3D8833,00.html

[loonyl]

Elton:

Take her back to school...

 

http://benson.byu.edu/Members/nyoung/Lesso...nglish/6.1/view

 

And then scare her with facts & figures:

 

http://www.hygiene-educ.com/en/learn/athom...ssification.htm

 

And here's one Alan wrote earlier

 

http://www.cookingvillage.com/cv/kw/art/0,1885,sLang%3Dus&iObj%3D5411&iC at%3D92&iCatObj%3D8833,00.html://http://www.cookingvillage.com/cv/kw...%3D8833,00.html://http://www.cookingvillage.com/cv/kw...%3D8833,00.html://http://www.cookingvillage.com/cv/kw...%3D8833,00.html://http://www.cookingvillage.com/cv/kw...%3D8833,00.html

........and rest peacefully ever after

Liam

[Alan Taylor]

Elton:

And here's one Alan wrote earlier

 

http://www.cookingvillage.com/cv/kw/art/0,1885,sLang%3Dus&iObj%3D5411&iC at%3D92&iCatObj%3D8833,00.html://http://www.cookingvillage.com/cv/kw...%3D8833,00.html://http://www.cookingvillage.com/cv/kw...%3D8833,00.html://http://www.cookingvillage.com/cv/kw...%3D8833,00.html://http://www.cookingvillage.com/cv/kw...%3D8833,00.html

You guys crack me up at times thanks for the responses, the reason for the topic was 2 fold.

A serious request for kitchen tool and secondly to try and lighten things up a bit on here.

 

Thanks for the responses.

 

Alan

[Salar]

Alan Taylor:

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Originally posted by Salar:

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I am sure that you are exagerating,

 

Alan(nl)

Sad, but all totally true. I forgot one other, she made some fish cakes, the recipe called for 4oz of mashed potato, she put in a pound and a half. They ended up as potato cakes whiffing slightly of fish :mad: . But if there is any room in the house for her to be useless in - I would rather it was the kitchen

 

And I am not alone - check out http://homepage.ntlworld.com/mil.millingto...ton/things.html if you haven't already!

[Alan Taylor]

Salar:

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/mil.millington/things.html[/url] if you haven't already!

Salar, you must love her dearly I take it you only cook in the kitchen

 

As for the link above, I will read it fully on Sunday. I can't understand it, this is my computer, it was a birthday present and Sonja keeps popping in to see if she can play a game while the dinner is cooking. For crying out loud I have more important things to do on AN

 

Mrs Salar, you are a very clever woman

 

Alan

[nursejudy]

try lakeland plastic web site its great for those unusual gadgets,just out of interest whats on the other side of the cooker, nurse judy

[Salar]

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Originally posted by Alan Taylor:

I take it you only cook in the kitchen

 

Alan[/QB]

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Which reminds me of a true story from Oz:

A radio station were running a competition where they got a husband and wife to phone in seperately and answer questions - if the answers matched they won a holiday. So the chap phones in (off air) and is asked when he last made love to his wife, answer, that morning, where, answer a quickie over the kitchen table.

Then the wife phones in (on air) - when did you last make love - answer, that morning (OK so far), then where,

"Oh I couldn't possibly, my mother might be listening etc etc"

"Oh go on go on etc etc"

(stil live on air remember)

"Oh all right then...up the ar****"

 

Silence.

 

I was told they were given the holiday anyway.

[Alan Taylor]

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Originally posted by nursejudy:

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Hi there Judy, welcome to Anglers Net, if you are a nurse I can see some funny stories coming up here Nurses uniforms and stokings might just kill Chesters 1 off

 

Oh yes on the other side of the cooker is the washing machine, I had to go and look

 

Alan(nl)

 

[ 03. November 2002, 09:17 AM: Message edited by: Alan Taylor ]

[Alan Taylor]

nursejudy:

found what I was looking for, it was in the junk mail, just the job, a porcelaine bowl stood in a half circle stainless steel frame with 4 small round feet. €6.99. Off to the shops

 

Alan(nl)