Blone joke

[RUDD]

You may have heard it before but who cares.......

 

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a

show in a small club in Essex. With his dummy on his knee, he's going

through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th

row stands on her chair and starts shouting: I've heard enough of your

stupid blonde jokes.

What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?

What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as

a human being?

It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work

and in the community and from reaching our full

potential as a person....

Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not

only blondes,

but women in general...and all in the name of humor!"

The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize,

when the Blonde yells:

"You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little f* cker on your

knee."

[Poolboy]

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a drink.

"I've got this brilliant blonde joke", he says. "Do you want to hear it?". The man beside him say, "Listen, pal. The barman is 6 foot 3, weighs 18 stone and is blonde. His wife over there is 6 foot, has a black belt in judo and is a Marilyn Munroe look-a-like. The man on your left there is 6 foot 4, is an ex-marine and is blonde. Myself, I'm a part-time bouncer, did 5 years for GBH and blonde. Are you sure now that you want to go and start telling blonde jokes in here?". The blind man, takes a sip of his beer, consideres for a minute and says, "Sure, I'll just leave it. I don't want to go having to repeat the whole thing 5 times over"

[*Ant*]

[Newt]

A Blonde was on the highway and driving a bit too fast.

 

A police car pulled her over and when the officer got out, she too was a blonde.

 

"May I see your driver's license please?"

 

"Sure. I know I have it here somewhere."

 

"Mam, it's a small rectangular thing with your picture on it."

 

Blonde driver digs thru her purse, finds a mirror near the bottom, and looks at it, "OK. I have it. And there is a picture of me."

 

Equally blonde officer looks at the mirror, "Well, if you'd told me earlier you were also a police officer we could have avoided all this."