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[yoxer]

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Children banned from reading Three Little Pigs

 

A school in Batley, West Yorkshire has banned under sevens from reading the story of The Three Little Pigs in case it offends Muslims.

 

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_756823.html

[Peter Gowman]

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A school in Batley, West Yorkshire has banned under sevens from reading the story of The Three Little Pigs in case it offends Muslims.

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Good grief, what is this country coming to.

[yoxer]

Every night, for the next five nights, I am going to feed the pigs and while the filthy animals have there snouts burried in the slop, I shall select one little piggy and place barrel of my 9mm right between his eyes and pull the trigger. It will take him about thirty seconds to realize he's dead, as his fellow pigs go into a feeding frenzy, their appitie tweeked by the smell of their broodmates blood.Then I will hook him behind the skull with a hay hook a drag him out of the pen before the others start gnawing away at him.

 

Every night I shall hang another dead carcas in the barn which I shall force, with the threat of verbal abuse, my boys to clean and gut. After he hangs for about a week I shall personaly, with great pleasure, dismember him, with an extremly sharp knife. Some parts to the freezer some parts to the smokehouse.

I'm gonna do it! No one can stop me.

 

Unless...

 

Unless there is some one out there who wants to put his money were his mind is!

 

I will spare their worthless lives for £500.00 a head. Send me £2500.00 and i will take all five of them down to the river bottom and turn them loose.

 

Don't delay! I'm a desperate man! Me and the dogs have put up with these stinky animals for almost nine months. We are at the end of our ropes.

[Peter Gowman]

Yoxer

At the end of your ropes... your at the end of something after that last post...

[yoxer]

While I personaly am a Libertairian, the dogs are card carrying, dyed in the wool, Regan-was-a-liberal Republicans.

 

With their keen noses they can smell the putrid thinking of a closet commie a mile off.

 

They instictivly regognise lefties for the mindless sheep that they are. Before you even know what'll hit ya, the muts will have ya heeled into the flock, eatin grass, and playin girl friend to a ram.

[chesters1]

your going to have to do better than that to get my crown i expect our readers will have to climb from the floor after falling down laughing rather than being upset at those posts

dont forget to leave one pig alive to eat the internal organs of the others and instead of wasting ammo on them use an axe or machete it gives you a greater sense of involvement

 

[ 04. March 2003, 06:31 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]

[yoxer]

The dogs can smell the gun. Theyre excited. They know whats up. It happens every year. They like to chew on piggy ears.

The horses have been acting funny all day as well. It seems as though everything in the barnyard knows something is up except the pigs. AlL they know is that its nearly 7-30pm and they get fed every day of their short lives at 7-30 PM

 

YOU AINT GOT LONG LEFT

I can take master card or Visa

[yoxer]

On my spread everything is run on a tight schedual.

 

20 minutes from now there will one less filthy little squeeler in the world.

 

£500.00! A small price to pay to save the life of one of your fellow creatures.

[chesters1]

mmmmmm pork ,any beans with that

[yoxer]

I believe Eltons in on this too , why else have punch a pig evidence eliminator on the top of the page . The pigs are everywhere but in less than 10 mins there will be one less.

 

Its not to late

 

 

yet