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Q. What do you call an intelligent blonde?

 

A. A labrador! 8-)

 

Corydoras

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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Gaffer:

:D:D:D:D:D

 

Btw, I was never any good at Spanish, what does your signature mean?

Gaffer

 

Its not Spanish, it's an old French proverb. Literally it means 'The paths to war do not grow corn' but it has a 'hidden' meaning. 'Blé' is corn or wheat, but it is also a slang word for money. I guess it means something like 'Nobody profits from war in the long run'.

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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'Nobody profits from war in the long run'.

seems a strange quote from the motherland of the chap that invented the machine gun :D

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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chesters1:

quote:

'Nobody profits from war in the long run'.

seems a strange quote from the motherland of the chap that invented the machine gun :D

Chesters

 

You've lost me mate. I'm a Scot, sig is French and I always thought that the machine gun was invented by one Hiram Maxim, born in Sangersville, Maine in 1840 and thus an American, or am I just being thick? Would'nt be the first time :)

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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your right about maxim but little known is it was first made in blighty (hatton garden) the french bit maybe i got wrong but there is a connection somewhere

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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chesters1:

 

little known is it was first made in blighty (hatton garden)


Ten out of ten chesters. Go to the top of the class. Maxim's first machine gun factory was indeed in Hatton Garden. Click here to read more.

 

Still looking for a French connection, but they were used by armies all over the world.

 

What do you know about Mr Gattling?

 

[ 15. March 2003, 09:51 PM: Message edited by: corydoras ]

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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