This one had me in tears of laughter!

[MJB]

This guy has to be the worst actor of all time.

 

 

Severus,

 

We will try and stop Chuck seeing that comment, but as you are no doubt aware Chuck knows everything. Expect a roundhouse kick to the face dropping through your letter box real soon.

[Alan Stubbs]

My favourite is: "Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f--k down."

[severus]

Is he still at work?

 

I believe I just heard a drum roll.

[MJB]

pr

 

 

I'm concerned about Skippy. Do you think Chuck discovered her replying to this thread and is now busy creating lot's of little Norris' with her?

[greg long]

Is he still at work?

Either that or fishing...Jan's bored

[geffaz]

wot is behind chucks beard? another fist!

luv it,

tempted by the t shirt with GUNS DONT KILL PEAPLE

CHUCK NORIS KILLS PEAPLE!