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...both well into their 80s, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"

The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor gasps and raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking him to observe them, for his sexual advice, that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50 and he then says good bye.

 

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to observe them again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees, again amazed that they are on such a frequent sexual schedule at their age. This happens again over the next few weeks. Each time the couple makes an appointment, asks him to observe, then has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor and leaves.

 

Finally, after five or six weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you asking me to help you find out?" The old man says, "We're not asking you to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.

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That's it......

 

Post up your Mother's address.

 

I am going to write to her.........

 

This HAS to stop :huh:

"My imaginary friend doesn't like your imaginary friend is no basis for armed conflict...."

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That's it......

 

Post up your Mother's address.

 

I am going to write to her.........

 

This HAS to stop :huh:

 

LOL, that's got to be funnier than the joke :lol::D - Serious question, how old do you think I am? :) (answer 15 and your off my christmas card list ;) answer 21 and your on my xmas card list! :D )

- Emz

 

Find out who you live by - www.frappr.com/anfriendsmap

 

Check out Crystal's New Website! :)

Don't forget to sign her guestbook :D

 

 

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Serious question, how old do you think I am? :)

 

47 :bleh:

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LOL, that's got to be funnier than the joke :lol::D - Serious question, how old do you think I am? :) (answer 15 and your off my christmas card list ;) answer 21 and your on my xmas card list! :D )

Somewhere between 13 and 20 then :huh:

"My imaginary friend doesn't like your imaginary friend is no basis for armed conflict...."

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..and yes, I'm aged between 13 and 20 ;)

I cheated......................

 

I kept a copy of the 'dimples' photo you so recklessly posted :rolleyes:

"My imaginary friend doesn't like your imaginary friend is no basis for armed conflict...."

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