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Irish jokes are unforgiveable, hurtful and politically incorrect - however, here's one told me by my Irish boss (so that's OK then) ....

 

Paddy was out at lunchtime in Dublin town centre.

An American tourist comes up, points at a new office block and says "Hey bud, how does it take you guys to build something like that?" Paddy says "Ah, to be sure, dat took about foive months" The American guy says "Hey, in the States we could build that in five weeks!"

 

American tourist points at the nice new shopping centre and says "How long to build a mall like that?" Paddy says "Well, oi reckon dat took about eight months, so". Tourist says "Hell buddy, in the States we'd build that sucker in eight weeks!!"

 

Tourist points at the vast new Civic Centre, a huge marvel of steel, marble and smoked glass. Says "How long to build that thing down there then?" Paddy says "Ah, now, I don't tink dat was dere when I came to work this morning"

 

LOL :D Irish, you've got to love them. Last time I was in Ireland was 2 year ago now on a camping break, I couldn't get enough of the accent :thumbs::wub::thumbs:

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I am officially offended................

 

You have all taken a pot at me for being an Isleofwighter, and now I have told you that my grandfather was Irish you start on me again.

 

Where are you when you are needed Newt?

"My imaginary friend doesn't like your imaginary friend is no basis for armed conflict...."

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You have all taken a pot at me for being an Isleofwighter, and now I have told you that my grandfather was Irish you start on me again.

 

Where are you when you are needed Newt?

Waiting on someone to do or say any untoward thing Huge.
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OI OI

my brother-in-law came from ierland & what a loverly gentle-man he was GOD BLESS HIM,

 

:sun::sun::sun:

BILL.........nemo mortalium omnibus horis sapit,

 

 

 

 

ENGLAND & ST GEORGE, C,MON

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BRUMMIE IN EXSILE..........yo aint sin me roite

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OI OI

my brother-in-law came from ierland & what a loverly gentle-man he was GOD BLESS HIM,

 

:sun::sun::sun:

 

Got nothing against the Irish, I personally LOVE THEM :):) I always thought my partner would be Irish, lol, where did I go wrong? :unsure::2::D:D

- Emz

 

Find out who you live by - www.frappr.com/anfriendsmap

 

Check out Crystal's New Website! :)

Don't forget to sign her guestbook :D

 

 

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