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Leon Roskilly

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Younger daughter and boyfriend have announced their engagement.

 

Brenda wants the house redecorated before the wedding, and is looking at expensive Mother of the Bride outfits!

AAAaaaarggghhhhh!

Tell younger daughter there's 5 grand in it for her if they elope. Should sort it :)

Bleeding heart liberal pinko, with bacon on top.

 

 

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Leon, I feel your pain!!!!

 

The £5K does sound like by far your best option.

" My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference!" - Harry Truman, 33rd US President

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we payed our £4 (or whatever it was back then) for the reg office wedding so i expect our kids to do the same.

one has so far (we did attend the wedding but our parents didnt attend ours) cheap as chips and good value for money still after 32 years ,many vast sums spent by some to look good to the neighbours have lasted far less ,i cannot see the sense in paying anything more than the cost of the bit of paper.

for 5 grand you could import a bevvy of worn out bar girls from abroad ,use some and send the rest out to work :rolleyes:

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Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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we payed our £4 (or whatever it was back then) for the reg office wedding so i expect our kids to do the same.

one has so far (we did attend the wedding but our parents didnt attend ours) cheap as chips and good value for money still after 32 years ,many vast sums spent by some to look good to the neighbours have lasted far less ,i cannot see the sense in paying anything more than the cost of the bit of paper.

for 5 grand you could import a bevvy of worn out bar girls from abroad ,use some and send the rest out to work :rolleyes:

 

Amen.

I'm sitting here just wondering if I can rustle up 5K and get one of these here "bevvies" :)

Bleeding heart liberal pinko, with bacon on top.

 

 

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same place as the bars from the poor mountain regions ,if they have them they will sell them and those ones are fresh (carefull though they sell them young !!ask mr glitter) girls are considered useless compared to pigs.

i think a bar girl over 18 is considered ancient the elder ones pay to work the bars. ;):D

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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Leon you tightwad.

Just circle Gretna on the map and leave a few quid petrol money with it. :P

 

 

That was the first thing I suggested!

 

 

The five grand deal sounds good, except I don't have 5 grand to spare :(

 

 

Maybe I should tune my guitar and try busking.

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Could be worse Leon.

 

http://www.weddingguide.co.uk/articles/planning/budget.asp

 

http://money.cnn.com/2005/05/20/pf/weddings/

" My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference!" - Harry Truman, 33rd US President

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