prawn traps

[Grant]

Well I am moving up to the North Coast in a week and a half, near Bonne Nuit, so will give it a go.

 

Good to know they are at least still there- havent been out on the yak in ages due to packing up the house etc.

[Mark Crame]

The day after a man lost his wife in a boating accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at the door.

 

"We're sorry to call on you at this hour, but we have some information about your wife."

 

"Well, tell me!" the man said.

 

The policeman said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"

 

Fearing the worse, the man said, "Give me the bad news first."

 

So the policeman said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we were dredging the bay and we found your wife's body."

 

The man was distraught, then remembering what the policeman had said, he asked, "So what's the good news?"

 

"Well," said the policeman, "when we pulled her up she had two five-pound lobsters and a dozen good size crabs on her."

 

The man looked a little shocked "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?" he asked.

 

The policeman replied "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow morning