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Apologies if this topic has already been discussed on the forum, which I am sure it has. Taking a leak wearing a drysuit or such like appears to be a major prob and I would love to know how the rest of you manage. Perhaps its my age or maybe the sight of all the water around me but I need to have a waz frequently. Do I really have to paddle to shore when the need arises or is there something on the market that can overcome this problem. An industrial condom with some sort of tube attached may be the answer or I might be able to obtain a calostomy bag on the NHS!

All sensible or funny replies welcome

Mr T

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Apologies if this topic has already been discussed on the forum, which I am sure it has. Taking a leak wearing a drysuit or such like appears to be a major prob and I would love to know how the rest of you manage. Perhaps its my age or maybe the sight of all the water around me but I need to have a waz frequently. Do I really have to paddle to shore when the need arises or is there something on the market that can overcome this problem. An industrial condom with some sort of tube attached may be the answer or I might be able to obtain a calostomy bag on the NHS!

All sensible or funny replies welcome

Mr T

 

If you have a relief zip then use it. Clear your cokpit well, pull the scupper plugs and loose it go :sun::sun: happy days. Thats what scuppers holes are really for.

1 on the lure is worth 2 from the bait.

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Location Pembrokeshire

Kayak's

OK Prowler Trident Yellow

Kaskazi Pelican Orange on White ( CEZI B ) from www.kayakuk.com

Wilderness Tarpon 120 Yellow

Dughters Kayak OK Venus Blue & White (Kristi Boo)

Cobra Fish & Dive Blue

 

Tamar For Angle R.N.L.I

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Take along a large freezer bag, it will shape to any available nooks and crannies. Pee into it, then just empty it overboard and wash it out.....works for me in the summer when I just wear shorts and shirt, or colder with my Palm Sidewinder dry trousers - with enabling zip in the inconvenience place! You just pee sitting down - the bag will drop between your legs as it fills.

Simon Everett

Staffordshire.

Fishing kayaks:

White& Orange Dorado

Olive Scupper Pro

Yellow Prowler Elite

 

Touring kayaks

Red White Skua

White & Orange Duo

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Take along a large freezer bag, it will shape to any available nooks and crannies. Pee into it, then just empty it overboard and wash it out.....works for me in the summer when I just wear shorts and shirt, or colder with my Palm Sidewinder dry trousers - with enabling zip in the inconvenience place! You just pee sitting down - the bag will drop between your legs as it fills.

 

 

I just new i shouldnt have opened this thread whilst i was having my dinner :blink:

Location: Weymouth, Dorset

OK prowler 13a Flame

 

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Sea Anglers Conservation Network

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