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I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.

 

Got a call center in Pakistan.

 

I told them I was suicidal.

 

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck

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Alan Stubbs Member

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I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.

 

Got a call center in Pakistan.

 

I told them I was suicidal.

 

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck

 

Newt, that's naughty! :D

 

I did get a little confused on the London Underground yesterday, though. We were going from South Ken. to Victoria and there was a muslim guy sat with his eyes shut and he was murmuring something quite repetitious.OK, so he was in a vaguely trance-like state, but what really worried me was the bondage clothing he was waring

 

Fortunately there was no rucksack in sight.

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Yep, sick is the right word...damned funny though Newt :) :) Good job you never told me that when we were out in your boat, I might have fallen overboard laughing :)

 

 

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Yep, sick is the right word...damned funny though Newt :) :) Good job you never told me that when we were out in your boat, I might have fallen overboard laughing :)

Den

ROFLMFAO!!! :lol:

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