No Flies On Me......

[dave6223]

Elton:

.....but I have a feeling there soon will be  

Ooops! Wait till you see the carpet "moving" out of the corner of your eye! And then, a little later when your driving along and suddenly, "bzzzzzz" where'd he come from? Every few minutes! lol.

[Elton]

The flies just started appearing this Wednesday. I thought I'd got away with it

[Andy Macfarlane]

Confession time.

When I was a little scamp, I was thrown out of a certain John Menzies for absolutely no reason other than I had been shoplifting. I mean I ask you, where's the justice in that?

Anyway, being 13 I decided this was grossly unfair and I plotted my sweet revenge.

I decided to keep a tub of maggots for a week or so on the warmest windowsill I could find and my weapon was primed, ready for use.

Off I went, friends in tow to watch my disgusting display. I opened the lid a tiny fraction and launched the thing clear across the main road, right through the front door.

KA-BLAAAM!! What a shot and what a result.

I successfully reintroduced a few thousand bluebottles back into the wild or back into John Menzies anyway. It was great. They were clearing up beasties for weeks.

I must say, I've grown up a little bit since then but even I have to admit, it was really funny at the time.

 

Here's some tucking into some turd, just in case you forgot how appealing they are.

 

[Ken L]

What a great form of revenge.

Just slide 2m of shed guttering through a letterbox at 3am and introduce a couple of pints of well riddled maggots (you wouldn't want to leave a tell tail pile of bran) into the lounge.

Wait two weeks and smile !

[Peter Waller]

Sell it!

 

Find some rich bloke 'darn sarf' and shift it to his manor!