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I had sufficient nasal foliage to weave a macramé plant pot holder. Or rather 'the idiot that cut himself' did, obviously.

 

Now he's got a roll-your-own tampon shoved up his right nostril. Which is nice. :huh:

Funny, that. Newt is always talking about braiding his nasal hairs. Men appear to have hair growing everywhere BUT on the top of their head after a certain stage in life.

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i just pull the buggas out

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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nah i poke a hole in me scalp with a pin and put them in ,looks strange though with a mullet on the side and a pseudo no1 afro curly top

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Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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years of tooth ache and strong liquor have dulled my nose ,well bringing the strong liqour back up and out of it explosively anyway ,not the best thing with a full faced helmet on the way home sunday morning

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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i just pull the buggas out

 

Not advisable whilst driving (east) to work in the morning, sneezing for minutes, eye's watering with the sun in your eye's.

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B)

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